he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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