So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
