I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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