All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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