Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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