great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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