I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it's like iHOP with fire
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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