The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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