I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
