Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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