guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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