Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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