Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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