I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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