You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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