Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
The struggles of a small town man whore
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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