I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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