True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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