why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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