Tell her she can't have a vagina
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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