found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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