Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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