it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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