yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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