i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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