The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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