Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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