so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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