doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
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