Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Boobs speak an international language.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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