I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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