everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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