Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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