Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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