when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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