for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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