how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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