I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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