Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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