Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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