They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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