that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
