Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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