JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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