what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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