Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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