i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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