White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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