this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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