love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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