You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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