it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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